What do you usually want , when you search for a job? Money...or? Reading the
employment ads in the newspapers, you could think though, that most employers seem
to believe, that your main aim is devoting yourself to their companies. The word
I love most in these as is: "Enthusiastic". Like for example:
Don't you love this wonderful people, that call you whenever you just sit on the
bowl, when you take a nap or while you eat, at any time of the day and sometimes
even at night? 50% of the phonecalls I receive are from telemarketers that try to
sell me things I could never need for anything (in 20% of the cases these calls come
from Ameritech, for at least here in Columbus they know that you do not have an alternative
phonecompany and depend on them)
Another strange thing I found in ads, is that
some companies really seem to believe, 7$ per hour is a GREAT pay. Wonder how much
income the people receive, that set up these ads...
Okok...I am a dumb foreigner and sometimes I have a language problem when reading ads. Then I ask a born american, what this or that means, and he or she shrugs his or her shoulders. Mostly the ads look like this:
It is a great fact that companies give some decent information about themselves, before you contact them. Mostly it's companies, whose names you would havenever heard before. The ads might read like this:
Hmmm... sometimes real life comes up with the best ideas. This week I found two ads in the
newspaper, that perfectly fit in here, even without changing anything on them. The first one...
hats off! This company seems to have a good sense of humour:
I'm burnt out for today. This page will soon be update with more attractive job
ads.
BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM!
